Post 12: Davy the Crocodile

The time had come for me to leave these fair shores and the relative safety of the farm.

With my hairy ginger toes I stepped gingerly into my Super Happy Fun Boat and set my compass to 

WEST

 and my mindset to 

ADVENTURE

I had heard about a species known as the GREAT BIG CROCODILE and how this, the most DANGEROUS animal on PLANET EARTH, had colluded with the most DANGEROUS members of MANKIND to form a deadly alliance...

A PILE-ALLIANCE (Piliance) OF TERROR

I much desired to witness what could possibly cause such fear in the hearts of so many MEN, WOMEN and WILDLIFE-KIND the world over... and so set off on this intrepid adventure to begin a new cycle of my journey

This part of my journey would become known throughout ENGLAND as Animals and their DESPICAPILES!!!!! And it is not for the faint hearted.

Here I will search deep into the darkest hearts of the world's most evil creatures!

I swiftly found Davy the Crocodile,  and I tracked him through the mangrove swamp where he resided until I happened upon a discarded boat...

not just any boat...

a pirate boat!!!!

I was almost unbelieving that the rumour-pile was turning out to be true, it took me no time at all to locate Davy's Pile, no doubt I was aided somewhat, because they were all piled high on his dastardly osteodermic back!!! 

SOMALI PIRATES!!!

Loads of the blighters, lording it up with their peg-legs and cutlasses and profane parrots and filthy bottles of rum... they were extraordinarily happy sailing aboard Davy's coarse back, and together a reign of evil was being executed on the Mangrove Swamp. 

The more I looked the more I saw the results of their destruction all around: featherless Herons lay shackled to the Mangrove trees, Fish quivered in fear beneath bigger fish who already lay speared by the treacherously stumps sawn off the feet of innocent flamingos... A benign lizard was slumped, begging on the side of the swamp, his whole livelihood taken from him by the pillaging cretinous pile of pirates... Something had to be done about this outrage!

However, I didn't fancy being taken hostage and having my Super Happy Fun Boat stripped of all it's goodies, so I made a hasty exit and sought out my next DESPICAPILE.

WARNING

Never dip your hat or talk awhile to the crocodile smile of a smiley Somali pirate piled 'pon a crocodile's scaly wily dorsal.